DYS·PHE·MISM /ˈDISFƏˌMIZƏM/

The substitution of a harsh, disparaging, or unpleasant expression for a more neutral one.

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Monkey Fucking A Football

Meaning:
A task performed with great
ineptitude.

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Screwing The Pooch

Meaning:
To make a huge mistake or

embarrassing gaff.

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Clusterfuck

Meaning:
An operation in which multiple
things have gone wrong.

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